Random RPG Thing

Over the years my publications have accumulated a great many random tables, and a great many entries within them—trinkets, oddments, cursed pantaloons. They are good things, but they are locked inside individual books, which is exactly where you don't want them when you're at the table and a player has just started rummaging through a corpse.
So: a button. Press it, get a thing, with the publication it came from credited underneath. It's suited to science fantasy first and foremost, but with the odd reroll it does perfectly well in other fantasy settings too.